<html><body>Antique Dealer Patrin:<br>
Just a moment... Let me get my glasses...<br>
Now, what have we here, hmm...?<br>
Wha...?!! I just touched it once... and it shattered into a thousand pieces! Oh, my! How embarrassing! I should've been more careful!<br>
Ahem! I'm so sorry. Objects this old tends to be fragile and are easily broken... 
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